Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sticks, stones and dictionary

He who says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," has not been hit by a dictionary. - Leo Pennworks

I like quotations. I like them even more when someone takes a nice quotation and mangles it in such a way as to sound funny. Oh, yeah! being hit by a dictionary can be fatal. Especially, by those old ones with hard covers. So, keep only paper back dictionaries :)

"People living in  glass houses should change clothes in the basement." - mangled version of "People living in the glass houses should not throw stones."


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